Political Science

 

No one likes us, I don’t know why

We may not be perfect, but heaven knows we try;

But all around, even our old friends put us down;

Let’s drop the big one and see what happens!

 

We give them money, but are they grateful?

No, they’re spiteful  and they’re hateful

They don’t respect us, so let’s surprise them:

We’ll drop the big one and pulverize them.

 

Asia’s crowded, and Europe’s too old

Africa is far too hot and Canada’s too cold.

South America stole our name,

Let’s drop the big one; there’ll be no one left to blame us.

 

We’ll save Australia, don’t wanna hurt no kangaroo.

We’ll build an all-American amusement park there:

They got surfin’ too

 

Boom goes London, and boom Paree

More room for you and more room for me

And ev’ry city the whole world ‘round

Will just be another American town

 

Oh, how peaceful it’ll be

We’ll set everybody free

You’ll wear a Japanese kimono, babe, be Italian shoes for me

They all hate us anyhow

So let’s drop the big one now!

Let’s drop the big one now!